Celebrities Who Stink

Some time ago, a close friend of mine confessed that she had a thing for the actor Vince Vaughn. "Ew," I said, "he stinks."

"Not in all his movies," she said, mildly.

I explained that I meant I thought he literally stinks—as in, he probably smells bad in real life. She challenged me, and I said he probably smelled like body (and not in a good way), cigarettes, and bad breath.

Since then, we occasionally play a game I like to call "Celebrities Who Stink." We throw out names to each other and we rate each one: yes, no, probably, maybe, and "not sure, but I have a strong suspicion that he/she might." Mind you, this is a list of people who I think just naturally don't smell good—it is not a referendum on their hygiene. It is not a reflection of how talented they are, either.

So here's a short list of celebrities who I think just naturally smell bad. Before I begin, though, I just want to say that I know a lot of celebrities personally (complete lie), so I don't put the people below on this list lightly (also not true, I am completely cavalier about hurting their feelings). In short, I know this is mean. But I can't resist.

               Celebrities who stink:

·        Vince Vaughn, the first, and the smelliest

·        Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (separately and together)

·        Lindsay Lohan

·        Russell Brand

·        Kendra Wilkinson

·        Paris Hilton

·        Britney Spears

Who else belongs on this list?